Self Destructive Tendencies



Such a good movie more people should watch this

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Well hello kids today we are going to teach you about fire safety these are actually my legs in the picture and I can say that the damage which is first and second degree burns on my legs happened in less than 2 seconds so the tip I’m going to share with you that one of my doctors shared with me is do not try to use gasoline to help spice up your fires otherwise you could wind up like me and be stuck in the hospital for 5 days before you even get to have surgery… but instead of gasoline use an empty lays regular potato chip bag the grease inside the bag will help your pile catch fire and keep you out of harm’s way however then you don’t get the glorious morphine treatment I’m getting truth be told I’d rather not have enough pain to require morphine

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